[SOMEBODY'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS] The New Kid – Hi, I’m Lowezilla.
So I was going to take this opportunity to introduce myself to all you PE fans, followers and supporters as the latest addition to JVZZI’s Bang Gang. However, I find it more timely to rant, bitch and complain avidly about an experience which happened earlier today, that most of you biddies can relate to… dun Dun DUN…
So, I wake up EARLY, from my drunken weekend slumber, head home to my house, shower, change, and head out the door. I ride my dope ass bike to the train station, hop on and head downtown. I lock my bike up after exiting the trolley and head inside to start my shift. Before I even get in the door, my trainer [who's sitting outside smoking a bogie] says, not “good morning” or “hey,” but “I hope you have pants in there” as he points to my star-spangled knapsack. I say “no, and why should I, I read the dress code, says we can wear shorts as long as they come to the knee…” He quickly and rudely re-buttles, “nope, can’t wear shorts, you might as well go home and change.”
Now at this point, the look on my face was of utter disgust.
I wake up, EARLY, not wanting to come in anyways, and you tell me to leave AND come back?????
Hoe please. I live uptown. I work downtown. My black ass is NOT riding my bike alllllll the way back home to throw on some pants, cuz you say I’m out of dress code, when my training manual says otherwise. Spending 2 hours of time to leave and come back [UNPAID BY THE WAY], is not in my job description.
So I told Mike curtly, “I’ll just see you tomorrow, I live too far.”
Its fuckin’ Monday man. Let a nigga LIVE!!!
But I digress, lemme tell ya niggas who I beez!!! [So that's my rant, check below to get to know Lowe]
My Mommy me Rhon. The hood calls me Lowe. You can call me either. Or address me as Lowezilla.
I hail from the snowiest city on the East Coast – Buffalo, NY. Its cold 10 out of 12 months here and my heart follows suit. I’m into herbal remedies, botany, drawing, muzik, writing, photography, bagging niggas, and shitting on hoes. I’ve been running my baby, Flagrant City [www.FCXSOS.com] for almost two years now [she turns 2 in November ].
I’m very opinionated, yet open-minded. I travel a lot to compensate for what lacks in my 3rd world inner-city [surprised we have running water].
The Buffalo Bills depress me, but I’ll brake for them any day. Nothing like hometown pride. Speaking of the Bills, OJ did it.
I’m a New York Yank, with Cali girl tendencies, and Trinidadian roots. Slight mutt. All Negro tho. I am here for your viewing and reading pleasure, so take full advantage. But for now, I’m headed to do some FC work while my supposed “real work” shat on me.
Stalk me down:
Welcome to The Bang Gang.